Jimmy Kimmel turns Trump's presidential text alerts into a movie

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President Donald Trump's alleged mistress, adult film star Stormy Daniels, appeared on Tuesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, where she recreated the supposed Forbes magazine spanking incident using a copy of her new autobiography, Full Disclosure. About her Lake Tahoe rendezvous with Trump, Daniels said that "he was channeling Hugh Hefner, but significantly less sexy". In one particularly memorable moment, Daniels picked out which mushroom most resembles Trump's penis from a lineup of very orange fungi, because that's just how 2018 rolls. "Please God let him be watching right now".

Weeks later, Daniels' first interview about her new book was held on Jimmy Kimmel Live with Kimmel asking her questions about the contents of the book and her night with Trump. Kimmel asked her why she had sex with him them, to which she replied, "I still don't know", getting laughs.

"I still don't know!" she responded. "What's wrong with you?"

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At the end of the segment, Kimmel quoted Daniels' book, in which described Trump's penis as a having "a huge mushroom head, like a toadstool". Stormy exclaimed. "I laid there and prayed for death". "Another guy actually sent me a picture of a Yeti cooler on fire".

Stephen Colbert had some thoughts on Wednesday's test of the new emergency alert system, which allows President Donald Trump to send messages to most USA cellphones. The president instructed his then-personal-lawyer Michael Cohen and son Eric Trump to work together to block Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, for going public with details.

"I wish you could make him change now", said Kimmel.

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