Two elderly men in Germany have reportedly escaped from the nursing home where they resided in order to high-tail it across town to attend a giant metal festival over the weekend.
If that isn't goals we're not sure what is.
Because it turns out the pair had ditched the squares at the home and gunned it for Wacken Open Air Festival, about half an hour's drive away.
Although Wacken has the notorious reputation of being the muddiest open air event in the world, this year organizers warned fans against fire and dust due to enormous heatwave.
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A local officer, Merle Neufeld, said: "Both were disoriented and apathetic". Police had to escort them back to the nursing home with a taxi and a patrol auto.
Sure, it wasn't the outcome they were hoping for, but getting a police escort back to a nursing home is pretty badarse.
This year's festival also featured headlining acts like Judas Priest, Danzig, Converge, Steel Panther, Behemoth, Sepultura, Helloween, Dimmu Borgir, Arch Enemy, and Gojira to name but a mere few.
The festival was sold out with 75,000 people expected to attend each of the four days and out of those 75,000 were a couple of grey-haired geriatrics.